A Little Murder Never Hurt Anybody
by Ron Bernas
Samuel French, Inc.
Performances: July 30, 31, August  6, 7, 12, 13, 14 @ 8:00 PM
August 8 @ 2:00 PM
Directed by: Tina Gleason

Auditions: June 13-14, 2010

 Synopsis: It’s New Year’s Eve at the Perry mansion, and Julia and Matthew Perry seem to have it all. But Matthew wants something more -- to be rid of his wife Julia so he can have some real fun! He resolves to murder Julia by the new year’s end, and tells her so. She vows to stay alive, and tells him so. And so the game begins -- a hilarious year-long match of wits and the witless. While Julia cleverly dodges Matthew’s devious murder attempts, the Perry friends and staff are dying off mysteriously. It seems Matthew is successful in murdering everyone but Julia. As the bodies are falling, dim-witted daughter Bunny contemplates calling off her wedding to unwitting Donald since all the intended gift-bearing guests are dying. Enter Detective Plotnik -- a Sam Spade reincarnation who suspects everyone, but hasn’t a clue. That is, not until Donald stumbles upon Julia and gentlemanly butler Buttram in what Donald mistakenly perceives as a compromising situation. Donald jumps to the conclusion that Julia is the murderer -- trying to murder Matthew!

Our Cast
Julia - Kathy Sturm
Matthew - Jim McCullough
Buttram - Luther Center
Bunny - Kristin Yarger
Donald - Brian Horne
Plotnik - Christopher Johnson

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